Man wearing “Broken Crayons Still Color” shirt holding popcorn stands on a holographic platform between TikTok and Instagram logos in a neon-lit, smoky, futuristic teleportation scene.

Welcome to my social lair, where the social creator (that's me) fills your, the curious spectator, eyes with some pretty neat creations that come out of my mind, which can only be summed up in one phrase:

 

"Those are some pretty neat creations."

 

Just make sure you're in an air-conditioned room with a bowl of air-popped popcorn, which is much healthier than the ones done with oil that may contain traces of trans fat, but who am I kidding? You'll probably have a stick's worth of butter and half of a container of salt anyways thrown over it.

 

Well, at least enjoy the A/C and my social media channels.